Here's what I know:
It takes two seconds to be nice to someone.
Think three steps ahead.
You don’t really own anything you can’t carry on your back at a dead run.*
Good comedy punches up, not down.**
* Quote from Daniel Keys Moran
** This goes for pretty much everything.
simple tips to gain my friendship
- have a dog
- show me pictures of your dog
- invite me over to pet your dog
- be a dog