Here's what I know:
It takes two seconds to be nice to someone.
Think three steps ahead.
You don’t really own anything you can’t carry on your back at a dead run.*
Good comedy punches up, not down.**
* Quote from Daniel Keys Moran
** This goes for pretty much everything.
me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
Nydia Tisdale, a citizen journalist, was invited to a GOP rally in Atlanta, but State Insurance Commissioner Ralph Hudgens demanded that she (and not other, more friendly press) stop recording his speech; when she refused, he summoned a deputy who violently arrested her and then charged her with felony obstruction after she elbowed him while he was bending her over and pressing his groin into her buttocks.