lockeandload:

ryuk-baggins:

helcaraxe:

commodore-sparklebutt:

annamaetezuka:

theleakypen:



“You quite all right?”
hmmmm….

Discounting the manga “Summoner Girl vol. 1” that’d be the DnD 3.0 Monster Manual…er, well NEAREST would be the DM guide but the MM is on the top of the pile so myah. Now praying for mephits.
Gang (2-4 mephits of mixed types) or Mob (5-8 mephits of Mixed Types)
…Wow I actually hit the mephits section. :3 However, let’s try that again because that wasn’t technically a SENTENCE…(wow I’m clogging people’s dash with this and my rambling I’m sorry)
As Many Madmen as Mystics.

“…the chieftain of the Dwarves of Belegost prized it above a mountain of wealth.”
How about we just call that Nimphelos.

Grabbed the nearest book written in English.
“could you teach me my true name?”
THAT’S BEAUTIFUL ERAGON I THANK THEE

“But undoing and destruction is easy, isn’t it?
(Arthas: Rise of the Lich King by Christie Golden)

Slingblade somehow managed to get a hot girl that he didn’t think was a whore interested in him.

“Journalism is just a gun.”

lockeandload:

ryuk-baggins:

helcaraxe:

commodore-sparklebutt:

annamaetezuka:

theleakypen:

“You quite all right?”

hmmmm….

Discounting the manga “Summoner Girl vol. 1” that’d be the DnD 3.0 Monster Manual…er, well NEAREST would be the DM guide but the MM is on the top of the pile so myah. Now praying for mephits.

Gang (2-4 mephits of mixed types) or Mob (5-8 mephits of Mixed Types)

…Wow I actually hit the mephits section. :3 However, let’s try that again because that wasn’t technically a SENTENCE…(wow I’m clogging people’s dash with this and my rambling I’m sorry)

As Many Madmen as Mystics.

“…the chieftain of the Dwarves of Belegost prized it above a mountain of wealth.”

How about we just call that Nimphelos.

Grabbed the nearest book written in English.

“could you teach me my true name?”

THAT’S BEAUTIFUL ERAGON I THANK THEE

“But undoing and destruction is easy, isn’t it?

(Arthas: Rise of the Lich King by Christie Golden)

Slingblade somehow managed to get a hot girl that he didn’t think was a whore interested in him.

“Journalism is just a gun.”

(Source: memethings)

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