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If you’re looking for an awesome thrill, head over to Darwin City in northern Australia where Crocosaurus Cove will introduce you to the self-contained experience of a lifetime, the Cage of Death, “Australia’s only crocodile dive experience.” 

The ultimate face to face encounter commences as you are lowered into one of three crocodile enclosures, gradually becoming submerged in the very same waters as some of Australia’s largest crocodiles. Each cage dive will spend approximately 5 minutes in each of the 3 enclosures!

Operated by an over-head monorail and designed for 1 or 2 people per cage, the Cage of Death has you suspended above the crocs before being lowered into the pens to get an up close and personal look at these amazing reptiles.

Sometimes daily life gets a bit dull and it takes a new experience, like a face-to-face encounter with an enormous crocodile, to really shake things up. That should help refresh you and put things back into perspective, right? That is, assuming you don’t suffer from herpetophobia.

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