Put on your frilliest Anthropologie dress. Add a white tulle veil. Carry a mason jar with a tea light in it. Say “I do” all night. You are an Etsy wedding.
Wear your normal clothes. You are a slut (GOP definition).
Carry a bottle of scotch. Draw X’s on your closed eyelids. Moan about brains in a British accent. You are Zombie Christopher Hitchens.
“Wear your normal clothes. You are a slut (GOP definition).” <—- Ding!
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“Wear your normal clothes. You are a slut (GOP definition).”