No-Costume Costume Ideas

visualstimulation:

annfriedman:

Put on your frilliest Anthropologie dress. Add a white tulle veil. Carry a mason jar with a tea light in it. Say “I do” all night. You are an Etsy wedding.

Wear your normal clothes. You are a slut (GOP definition).

Carry a bottle of scotch. Draw X’s on your closed eyelids. Moan about brains in a British accent. You are Zombie Christopher Hitchens.

…and 7 more, over at The Hairpin.

“Wear your normal clothes. You are a slut (GOP definition).” <—- Ding!

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