Bet the Arm

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
burritosandpeppermint
showerthoughtsofficial

The brain is just 8 lbs of meat that sits in complete darkness and plays a video game of what it thinks is the most realistic thing ever.

willow-wanderings

it’s 3lbs, not 8. also it’s not really meat, it’s mostly fat with some water and salt. You have a wad of soggy bacon inside your skull. And this blob of gross unprocessed jello somehow manages to run a complex biomechanical suit using less electricity than it takes to work a lightbulb.

And people wonder why humans are so fucking weird and have odd experiences that aren’t actually real. I mean, if a bowl of tapioca pudding managed to hallucinate so vividly it invented calculus, it also going “dude, i heard a weird noise and i’m 100% sure it was the ghost of the neighbor’s cat which hasn’t actually died yet” would be just as expected as anything else.

shadows-and-starlight

Thanks, I hate it!

Source: reddit.com
nudityandnerdery
optimysticals:
“ faunwood:
“ novacaineandabelle:
“ dazed-unfazed:
“ crilbyte:
“ Oh shit. No.
Shit.
Thank you
”
Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…
”
Fffffffff let me get right on that.
and then reblog for the next...
crilbyte

Oh shit. No.
Shit.
Thank you

dazed-unfazed

Just gonna reblog this out of gratitude because I actually did forget…

novacaineandabelle

Fffffffff let me get right on that. 

and then reblog for the next forgetful son of a bitch

faunwood

I’m so great full for everyone that is reblogging this. I totally forgot to take mine

optimysticals

I think that there is some sort of unspoken fairy godparent thing where you see this, realize that you forgot your meds, and rebagel it because if you forgot someone else must have. And in our turn we all take care of each other, even if we don’t know it.

added to queue too for future reminders